Why in the world would this be a bad thing? Invited parents over for lunch and football after church today. When I got home I started to clean the house. Started with living room first and then the bathroom. I was almost finished with the bathroom when all of a sudden my wife startd going off on me for inviting my parents over with the house a mess. I couldn't believe it. Here I was almost done cleaning the bathroom (which no one likes to do) and I get shiat for it. I even filled in holes in the living room walls from all of the screws and nails that my wife has used over the years for pictures. And I get shiat for that.
So, this is what I told her. I didn't say shiat fo rher inviting her sister over for tonight so why say anything about my parents. Hell she should be happy that I did. If I hadn't invited the parentals over then she would have had to clean the house by herself with no help from me. I would have spent the whole day drinking beer and watching football. Instead I miss most of the first game cleaning and going to the store for groceries. Ok the store thing was mostly cuz I was out of beer, but I did get other things. Why am I getting yelled at?
Who knows. I do know one thing though. for the rest of the playoffs she can clean the house by herself on Sunday. Cuz I ain't doing shiat. Well drinking beer and watching football are going to be the only things I do. I can't win, but at least if I get yelled at I can use my man's sixth sense of selective hearing while I am doing the things I enjoy. Oh well let's go Falcons. And Manning you suck. At least if you are going to break my boy Marino's record you can get the f'ing ring. Peace and I'm out.
2 comments:
If you cleaned my house I wouldn't yell at you.
Gee ok. Well as long as beer is supplied.
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